received this in the email. thought i should share

Statement of Love:
The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand - I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck - I want you
4. Kiss on the lips - I love you
5. Kiss on the ears - I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else - lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes - kiss me
8. Playing with your hair - I can't live without you.
9. Hand on your waist - I love you to much to let you go 

The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!



Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside (not really true in steph's case)

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later.... (not true on steph's case also. cos we rarely fight)
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ...
it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. 

When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

wishing you all a...

Merry Christmas !!!!

You Can Say "Merry Christmas" in 1 Language

You can say "Merry Christmas" in: English

How Many Languages Can You Say "Merry Christmas" In?

Your Elf Name Is: Sharp Ears Pointy Shoes

Son of a nutcracker!

What's Your Elf Name?

You Are Cupid

A total romantic, you're always crushing on a new reindeer. Why You're Naughty: You've caused so much drama, all the reindeers aren't speaking to each other. Why You're Nice: You have a knack for playing matchmaker. You even hooked Rudolph up!

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Are a Shortbread Cookie

You are very realistic about yourself and the world. You aren't much for dreaming or fantasizing... you're happy with your life as is. More than most people, you appreciate the value of hard work. And when the work day is done, you're all about simple pleasures.

What Holiday Cookie Are You?

You Will Get Three French Berets

Twelve punk rockers drumming Eleven marshmallows a-puffing Ten midgets a-leaping Nine ladies yodeling Eight llamas a-milking Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating Six puppies a-barking Five golden necklaces Four calling prank callers Three French berets Two starving Olsen twins And a chimp in a peach tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

I'm BACK~

I'm back from my 2 day trip to my grandparents' place. just a few interesting photos to show:

okay, took this photo cos the bakery's name was "Far Kee". geddit? i know some bakeries suck, but to call yourself fucky? sucky's bad enough already. okay, maybe not funny to you, but funny to me.

Turns out my grandparents not only have a dog; they have a dog AND a CAT. the cat's called meowmeow, and the dog isn't called snoopy anymore cos my grandparents think it's hard to pronounce, so it's called wangwang. the cat's veryvery friendly. and very proud. just this mrning it caught a grasshopper outside and brought it into the living room, then proceeded to play with the missing-a-leg-less grasshopper in front of everybody, not really to our amusement. then he proceeded to eat it. oh, yes, both of them are 'he's. the puppy's a doberman, or however you spell it. neighbour gave it to grandpa cos neighbour didn't know his dog was female, until it got pregnant and gave birth to a litter of puppies. he's afraid of my grandparents, afraid of loud noises, afraid of the cat, afraid to explore, afraid of flies, afraid of the drain outside my grandparent's house, afraid of anything but suprisingly not afraid of me. when unchained, he proceeded to follow me around and hide behind my right ankle when scared. he's damn bloody cute.

This is my uncle's bike, the one i grew up with and sat on countless of times. it's currently mising everything except the fuel meter and the distance-travelled meter, and the fuel meter doesn't work. i asked him how do i know when to top up now and he answered "just estimate, lor"

Went to a new restaurant last night to it, don't know what it's called but it has a humongous "SY" on the roof. after we finished the food, i looked at my dad's tea leaves, and it looked suprisingly like the guy from 300, leonidus or sth, riding on a pony. and mine looked like a dragon. posted the two photos up, and proceeded to draw out the shapes to the convenience of people with no imagination

yeah, i know. i said i was going back to malaysia today. but i'm still in singapore. why? COS OF MY SISTER. come on, those who have a decent D&T background, let me ask you: how long does it take to make a hydraulic wheelchair? ONE WHOLE BLOODY YEAR? and it's not as if she started from scratch; she's just modifying an existing normal wheelchair, just adding hydraulics WHICH SHE BOUGHT and a battery WHICH SHE ALSO BOUGHT to the wheelchair SHE BOUGHT through PAYING OTHER PEOPLE TO DO WORK FOR HER. i think even if you started from scratch you also wouldn't take so bloody long. but what can i do? it's all under the name of her FINAL YEAR PROJECT. diploma in RADIOTHERAPY. i don't see the link, but i can't bother her, else i'm gonna get blamed if she fails.

oh well, a few more months, she'll be out of singapore, one less to worry.

parents forced me to go out today, even tho i have blisters on the soles of my feet. i stood around for 4 hours while they were shopping. and the best part is? they didn't buy anything. what a way to spend time, i rather spend it more constructively with someone else doing something else.

Pain.

Never play basketball barefooted on a day where the sun is burning. cos you'll be in as much pain as i'm in now, maybe more. i guess this is how the english people coined the term "blistering hot", cos the basketball court was hot enough to instantly give you blisters the moment you step on it.

come on, you can't blame me for being stupid. it's the month of december, where everything is wet and gloomy. how on earth would i know that the sun would decide to poke its head out of the gloomy caverns that holds its essence.

anyways, i'm going back to malaysia tomorrow, apparently my grandparents got a new dog, and it's called snoopy. definitely will bring photos back (:

did not update my blog for a long, long time.

you see, some use their blogs as diaries. some use it as a way to gain recognition and fame. me, i use it to bitch about stuff. or i'll use it when i'm bored. or any other random moment i have. or during periods of great emotional distress. something like that.

sent out my x'mas cards late this year, so far only sent out around 15, cos i lost the other 20 over addresses. my address book got wet, ink smudged, so, if you're one of the 20+ that's reading this but did not get your cards by the end of next week, i'm really, really sorry. maybe leave your address on my tagboard over here >>>

i'm suprised that there isn't and x'mas postage jam this year, cos i sent out my x'mas cards on friday, and on sunday rukia smsed me to tell me that she received hers already, and yesterday steph recieved hers too. if others received theirs already, it means they haven't told me, or they're panicking to write me one cos they forgot to send me one this year.

went to zoukout on saturday. it wasn't much. really. i mean, it's ONLY the biggest, hottest, most happening dance party to happen every year, and everyone is ONLY eighteen once in their lives, right? but then, contrarary to popular believe, nothing much happened. no big shit. except maybe for the fact that someone i know got sent to the hospital via ambulance, but no details on that.

where was the big famous stars that were supposed to be there? didn't see any. where were the hot, semi-naked girls most guys expected? not much there. where was the sweet smell of alcohol wafting through the midnight air? smell of sweat and machine-generated fog, more like it. it was like, COME ON, WHY CAN'T WE BRING IN OUR OWN BLOODY ALCOHOL? well, fuck you, zoukout organisers, fuck. you. i jolly well can't afford to get 1/8 of a pint of beer priced at 5 bucks each.

oh, most of the DJ's were sucky. except for this angmoh guy and one of zouk's resident DJs that look like an uncle. the rest can go home.

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know

*some of you might have read it before, i'm posting it cos i think it's quite true :)

Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

Guys get jealous easily.

Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

Girls are guys' weaknesses.

Guys are very open about themselves.

It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Guys will brag about anything.

Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

Try to be as straightforward as possible.

If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

Guys don't really have final decisions.

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

Guys like femininity not feebleness.

Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

We don't like girls who are too skinny.

We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Day Eleven~

Remember my last blogpost being something about what happened was bloody funny and all, here it is...
Presenting.... Ryan, a.k.a STRIKER X



what happened in the video wasn't what happened that day. but the video for that day is coming up, plus more retarded stuff done by this guy, lol.

His name is ryan, or kumaran (i don't know how to spell) by his secondary school classmates, and apparently he is VERYVERYVERY dillusioned. He thinks he had sex with paris hilton before. he thinks he's cool if he smokes. he thinks wearing a hat will make him look like ryan seacrest or justin timberlake.

take today for example. kenneth, bob, margaret and i were walking towards the mrt after school, when we saw ryan. kenny had this bright idea of going up to ryan and telling him that margaret is interested in her, and he did. margaret was so paiseh, she begged me to slow down the pace, so we did, while kenny, bob and ryan went up ahead. apparently that was when kenny told ryan, cos he suddenly turned around to look at margaret, before crossing the road.

after crossing the road, instead of continuing his walk towards the mrt station, he actually waited for margaret to cross! so margaret crossed the road, and dragged me along, whispering "sebas, if you walk away from me now, i'm never gonna talk to you again in class". when we walked passed kenny, bob, and ryan-with-the-smitten-look-on-his-face, margaret kept a straight face, and kenny told ryan "look, she's ignoring you." what i heard next from him was "it's okay to ignore me. maybe she's just shy". LOL. suddenly margaret started brisk walking, so i had to keep up with her, then when we were at the mrt station, we waited for kenny and bob. after that, margaret and kenny went to the bus interchange, while me and bob boarded the mrt.

and the mrt, bob told me that ryan actually said "she's totally my category", referring to margaret. WHAT IS THAT MAN? TOTALLY HIS CATEGORY?? come on, she's way out of his league, if he ever had one. then, margaret smsed me "WTFWTFWTFWTF, HE CAME UP TO TALK TO ME!! WTFWTFWTFWTF" and my sms reply was all "HAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA". LOL

okay, back to normal blogging. i've started to play the 'pet society' application on facebok, started on friday. it's damn addictive i tell you. but, for some reason, everytime i get onto facebook, i start missing steph terribly. and she knows i'm terribly lovesick. i don't know, i think they should started inventing medicine for this. cos technically it's a sickness if it has the word 'sick' in it, right?